Funny Business Names in the Philippines

Aristoback (kainan sa likod ng Aristocrat)
Caintacky Fried Chicken (Cainta, Rizal)
Goldirocks (gravel and sand shop)
Pizza Hot (pizza place)
Saudia Hairlines (beauty salon)
Side-saki (eatery sa gilid ng Mandarin)
Wash & Carry (laundromat sa Makati, malapit sa Cash & Carry)
Wheels Fargo (eatery)
Ali Baka (shawarma shop)
Holland Hopia (pag-aari ni Mr. Ho, katabi nito ang --)
Poland Hopia (pag-aari naman ni Mr. Po, sa Chinatown, Manila)
Tio Paeng Longganisa Stand (Pampanga)
Miki Mao (noodle eatery)
Leon King Video Rental (Las Pinas)
Fernando Pe's Box Office Hits (video rental shop sa Palawan)
Susan's Roses (flower shop)
James Tailoring
Elizabeth Tailoring
Jane's Pondahan
Sylvestre's Salon
Suzy's Key Duplication
Cleopata's Bakahan and Manukan
Scissors Palace (barber shop)
10/Q (convenience store chain)
Bee Tin (pagawaan ng hopia)
Cute-Thing-Tings (novelty craft shop)
Curl Up And Dye (beauty salon)
Funeraria Mabuhay
Goto Heaven (tindahan ng goto)
Happy Birthday Toyo (dating tatak ng toyo)
Income Taxi
Juice Co. (fruit juice stand)
Labo Optical
Let's Goat Together (kambingan/beer garden)
Mahal Kita Honey (bottled honey galing Batangas)
Meating Place (meat shop)
Meatropolis (meat shop)
Mercy Buko (tindahan ng buko)
Nacho Fast (nachos to go)
Pa-Kap-Log (tindang almusal: pandesal, kape at itlog)
Passers Buy (convenience store)
Perfect-Lee (sari-sari store)
Perm Foundation (Christian beauty salon)
Petal Attraction (flower shop)
Pig Out (restaurant/take-out sa Makati na may pork dishes)
Second Time Around (tindahan ng mga second hand na relo)
Sophisticut (unisex hair salon)
Star Wash (launderette)
TapSi TurBi (tapa, sinangag, turon at bibingka)
The Fried of Marikina (tindahan ng fried chicken)
The Way We Wear (boutique)
To Home It May Concern (tindahan ng furnitures)
Tree's Company (tindahan ng artificial plants)
Triple Bee (restaurant)
Tutti Fruit-asan (fruit stall)
Washing Well (laundromat)
What's Disc? (tindahan ng mga CD)
Wrap and Roll (tindahan ng lumpia)
Your Best Vet (veterinary clinic)

Source: Bakit Baliktad Magbasa Ng Libro Ang Mga Pilipino? by Bob Ong